Long and Lean

Just a note to all women:

Gap's "Long and Lean" jeans are the bomb. I bought two pairs last night, one in stretch fabric and one regular, not much difference except for a bit more movability in the stretch but I loved the darker color. Although I am neither long nor lean, these jeans transform my butt into a booty and I do indeed, look long and lean. And even though they say they're low rise, it's not enough to make me bellylicious (if you do not have a belly, this concept may be foreign to you. Secretly, I smite you a tad bit when you mention it out loud).

I fancy myself one fine M.I.L.F in my long and leans. From this day forth, you shall see me in said jeans at all times.