Teacher's Pet Monkey

Today I was hired to teach Art History. to college students. beginning fall semester. seriously. Seriously fucking fabulous I'd say! It scares the bejesus out of me and let me tell you, my bejesus HATES to be out of me, but I'm so excited. I'm a real Art Historian I think. I've got the research gig and now a teaching job! I got a call last week to come in to interview today and by 1 p.m. I got the affirmative callback, a mere 2 hours after interviewing with the Art department. Okay, there's no pet monkey but I might aquire one by the fall. Ho.