Where the hell did that ho go?

I came across this hilarious post at From the Pear in which the author helps her friend with French homework. I seriously need a friend to help me with my Italian and German like this. I have a feeling I would catch on much faster and retain so much more if I has someone introducing these fabulous associations to my readings. So, which one of you is my Italian ho? Oh ho? German ho? HO??

Shit, where the hell DID that ho go?