Tuesday, June 07, 2005
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YES! You two crack me up!!!!
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One Slutty Naked Breast Quarters Stud-What does this mean? It makes me think of chicken.
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It's MOM! I came home from babysitting once and she's in the kitchen, surrounded by people (during one of her and Paul's parties), playing Quarters off her naked breast...and kicking. ass.
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Oh God! Why did I ask? Why did I ask? I have never heard that story and you have got to be kidding me. I have a question: HOW did she do that?
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Yes, you asked. Haven't you learned by now? Well, she did it by holding the quarter up by her collarbone, angling her um, self, just so, and then letting the quarter roll of her uhh, self, and somehow...it worked. At least for the moment I walked in! She could have missed all the other times but I was NOT sticking around!!! Happy now??
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that "of" her body, meant to be "OFF" her body
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HA HA HA! We have to make this book happen!
-Bumbleland and the Adventures Beyond
-"Cool your jets", "stop being assanine", and other key phrases to use as a mother to guarantee that your kids will write a tell all book about you
-Life after being busted for getting penny candy at Ben Franklin
-Tape, scissors, and other "important" items to scream to your children about
-Free,and mostly illegal and/or morally incorrect,things to do while hiding from your unstable and undermedicated maternal figure
-Ice Cream Soup, Two Rude Dogs, the Ramona Quimby, and Divorcee Perms: Why did this have to happen?
-Molester Ministers, Mullets with Silver Dollar Titties, and Married Adulterers: Male figures that shaped my life.
-Role Reversal in the single parent household or How my mother's tube top ate my adolescence.
-You are fuckt, how am I sane?
-Forgive me, my role models sucked. This is the best I could do.
-Your head looks like a cherry tomato when you scream and other observations of angry mothers.
-Switzerland is a country, not a behavior, Dad.
-Your wife is evil and you are a spineless ass: an synopsis of the every other weekend parental experience.