You maladroit fucking fuck
It is NOT a compliment to tell me how impressed you or your brother are with my intelligence or parenting...when it is followed with "for a girl who got pregnant as a teenager."
You fucking fuck.
Not that I wish for your commentary on my brain or my mothering. Your commentary is actually worthless to me since I believe you are the kind who is impressed by Thomas Kinkade, Painter of Light.
Yes, people, this is the man my mother is dating. He actually works with children in a middle school, I'm sure he's this kind to them. He tells me these things and then my mom repeats this to me with a big smile, as if to clap her hands at his approval of me. His oh so charming brother, the one who they made me take my picture with a thousand times, said the same. damn. thing.
The kicker? They DO NOT say this to my sister. You know, the highly succsessful one with the full time job, great house, amazing daughter, fantastic life partner, and an IQ you would dry hump your pillow about in your sleep? You fucking fuck. Be impressed with HER, but not "for a girl who...," just fucking be impressed with her. She's impressing.
You fucking fuck.
Not that I wish for your commentary on my brain or my mothering. Your commentary is actually worthless to me since I believe you are the kind who is impressed by Thomas Kinkade, Painter of Light.
Yes, people, this is the man my mother is dating. He actually works with children in a middle school, I'm sure he's this kind to them. He tells me these things and then my mom repeats this to me with a big smile, as if to clap her hands at his approval of me. His oh so charming brother, the one who they made me take my picture with a thousand times, said the same. damn. thing.
The kicker? They DO NOT say this to my sister. You know, the highly succsessful one with the full time job, great house, amazing daughter, fantastic life partner, and an IQ you would dry hump your pillow about in your sleep? You fucking fuck. Be impressed with HER, but not "for a girl who...," just fucking be impressed with her. She's impressing.
posted by Sugared Harpy at 9:48 PM
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I just have one thing to say: I hate Thomas Kinkade, Painter of Light and I hate that he is referred to as Thomas Kinkade, "Painter of Light" and I hate that there is actually a Thomas Kinkade store next to my job and that all of these surburban neanderthals now think that he is the greatest thing because he paints babbling streams and farmhouses that suck. I measure a person by their ability to be impressed by Thomas Kinkade, Painter of Light. I had an old boss who was basically a neanderthal who told me he thought he was great. I hated him after that and people who like him only like him because all of their friends who are just like them told them how great Thomas Kinkade, Painter of Light is. Poohie on Thomas Kinkade, Painter of Light. My ass has an absence of light, so I want to see Thomas Kinkade, Painter of Light, try to paint that! I'm out.
I just have one thing to say: I hate Thomas Kinkade, Painter of Light and I hate that he is referred to as Thomas Kinkade, "Painter of Light" and I hate that there is actually a Thomas Kinkade store next to my job and that all of these surburban neanderthals now think that he is the greatest thing because he paints babbling streams and farmhouses that suck. I measure a person by their ability to be impressed by Thomas Kinkade, Painter of Light. I had an old boss who was basically a neanderthal who told me he thought he was great. I hated him after that and people who like him only like him because all of their friends who are just like them told them how great Thomas Kinkade, Painter of Light is. Poohie on Thomas Kinkade, Painter of Light. My ass has an absence of light, so I want to see Thomas Kinkade, Painter of Light, try to paint that! I'm out.
Sorry I published my comments twice. :). TK, P of L makes me so mad that I pushed the publish button twice. OOOPS!
Thank you Melissa, I am so impressed with you, thank you and I love you. Anne-you are freak'n funny, I love you and you impress me also! Fuck The Painter of Light!
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