Reason # 5,603 I Love My Husband

After two days of fighting and many an instance of me calling him an ass to my friends for his ass behavior and him silently calling me an ass for my ass behavior, I get an email late Friday afternoon that reads:

Okay, let's start over.

Hi, I'm Mike. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?


To which I, now disarmed and laughing again, replied:

I totally believe. So, nice shoes. Wanna fuck?