Linfart

Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday dear Lindy, my little baby sister who smells like wet feet and laughs out loud at my sad jokes and makes everyone near and dear to her smile like a new sun after a hard winter and loves little baby kittens and would never ever hurt a damn soul even when she really really should and who I love more than anything and who I would never ever slap in the eye agaaainnnnn,
Happy Birthday to you!

I love you sweetie. You rock harder than Anthrax ever did.